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for my lover-boys out there.
honesty. i wrote this on my notes app the other day. “armaan, most of the problems i think i’m encountering are solved by simply saying...
armaanajoomal
Feb 164 min read
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what you learn vs when you learn
my best friend loves jordan peterson. if there’s 10,000 jordan peterson fans, my friend is one of them. if there’s 10 jordan peterson...
armaanajoomal
Feb 64 min read
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"work-life-(lack-of)-balance"
NOTE: this is an unedited, raw, potentially medium rare if you're in Spain or France, dump of my thoughts and feelings that appear in my...
armaanajoomal
Dec 29, 20243 min read
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I'm a fan of chaos.
I’ve been more weird lately. More random conversations and walking down different roads and trying new things. Why? I’m reading The...
armaanajoomal
Mar 31, 20241 min read
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reflections on death
Yesterday, I touched a dead rat. There it was, guts spittered and splattered across the asphalt. Its lungs spilled onto the back street,...
armaanajoomal
Mar 15, 20242 min read
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The Freedom of Suffering
3 hours ago, I was heaving and panting, sweating and shaking, smiling and philosophizing in a 200 Fahrenheit sauna with 4 strangers. We...
armaanajoomal
Mar 1, 20242 min read
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a sappy love letter to myself
I remember being 15, obese, and exhausted of being a “victim” of life, eating a breakfast of air and green tea. I dreamt of the day I...
armaanajoomal
Feb 12, 20242 min read
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why rejection is my best-est friend in the whole wide world <3: a mini essay
Rejection saves you time, money, and energy. It makes our life easier. Okay, let me explain: Whether it’s in business, relationships, or...
armaanajoomal
Feb 9, 20242 min read
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the greatest job application known to man
hi there. im armaan. i applied to aCopywriting Summer Internship position. i had to fill out two short-answer questions. these are my...
armaanajoomal
Jan 30, 20244 min read
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the one thing i REFUSE to apologize for.
there’s a lot of things i won’t do. like being pegged or listening to country music. but one thing i refuse, and i mean ABSOLUTELY...
armaanajoomal
Jan 24, 20242 min read
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Easy, tiny habits for impatient imbeciles like me
I’m in impatient imbecile. Let me rephrase that. I’m an impatient imbecile with the patience-span of a deranged monkey flinging shit all...
armaanajoomal
Jan 15, 20245 min read
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internet treasure trove; week 1
welcome to internet treasure trove; a collection of cultural gems i've dug up over the last week. i'm an information whore. i love all...
armaanajoomal
Jan 12, 20241 min read
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religion is NOT dead.
many scholars, politicians, and public figures claim religion is dead. they couldn’t be further from the truth. religion has never been...
armaanajoomal
Dec 19, 20232 min read
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how to stop feeling like shit.
i’ve got bad news for you. all of that tragedy, suffering, and sadness you go through, yeah it’s all created and perpetuated by you....
armaanajoomal
Dec 18, 20235 min read
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the condom of our mind: beliefs are like fire.
our beliefs are like fire. providing warmth, comfort, and light in a puzzling world. however, when gasoline is poured on them, they...
armaanajoomal
Dec 17, 20232 min read
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A Harsh Truth About Human Beings
A Harsh Truth about Human Beings: You Cannot Change People. No matter how hard you try to convince or persuade others, you cannot force...
armaanajoomal
Nov 25, 20232 min read
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Non-Negotiables for a Happier Life.
In an interview with Joe Rogan, Elon Musk was talking about the death of the American Midwest. Specifically, the failure of GM and...
armaanajoomal
Nov 19, 20237 min read
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Your Greatest Strength is Your Greatest Weakness.
Your greatest strength is your greatest weakness. The thing that brings you incredible success is often the same thing that leads to...
armaanajoomal
Nov 11, 20232 min read
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How Humans Create and Perpetuate their Own Suffering
We humans suffer. We suffer a lot. It never fails to surprise me how many of us are trudging around, a gang of lost souls in meat-bags....
armaanajoomal
Nov 5, 20234 min read
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Rite and Wrong: On Rituals, Society, and Teen Depression
The Anxiety, worry, and doomer mentality prevalent among today’s youth stems from a feeling of imbalance and lack of “ground beneath our...
armaanajoomal
Oct 28, 20236 min read
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